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25 Silly Space Jokes For Space Nerds + 5 Written by Ai!

Mar 27, 2024Chris Dickerson

Don't be so "sirius!" We'll help you lighten the mood with our funny space jokes. Because sometimes you just need a good laugh!

First let's start off by some help from our Ai friends:

  1. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
  2. What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatick!
  3. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
  4. Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon? Because it was full!
  5. What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer? The space bar.

These jokes above were written by ChatGPT on November 14, 2023.

Now on to more of our favorites! 

25 Space Jokes

Q: Where do astronauts 👩‍🚀 keep their Astronaut Foods Snacks 🍦🚀🍌🍓?   A: In their launch box.🚀📦😂

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Q: What was the first animal in space? 
A: The cow that jumped over the moon! 🐄🌙

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Q: Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?
A: Because Mercury moved in.

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Q: What did the alien say to the cat? 👽🐈
A: Take me to your litter.

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Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? 
A: He was looking for Pluto.

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Q: What do you call a loony spaceman? 
A: An astronut. 👩‍🚀 🥜

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Q: What did the alien say when he was out of room?
A: I’m all spaced out!

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Q: Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? 🍴🌑
A: Because there was no atmosphere.

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Q: What do you call a comet wrapped in bacon?                                                  A: A meateor.☄️🥓

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Q:Why aren’t astronauts hungry when they get to space?                              A:They had a big launch. 🚀

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Q: What did Mars say to Saturn?                                                                         A: Give me a ring sometime. ☎️🪐

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Q: How did the Space Teddy Bear cross the road?
A: Ewoked. 🧸🚀

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Q: What does Earth say to tease the other planets? 🌎
A: "You guys have no life." 

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Q: Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?                      A: He got stuck in Orbit. 

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Q: How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?                                    A: They planet. 🥳

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Q: Why didn't the sun go to college?                                                                    A: Because it already had a million degrees! 🌞

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Q: Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?                                  A: It was full! 🌕

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Q: Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?                                                     A: It was too Sirius. 🌟

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Q: Why did the Americans win the space race?                                                  A: Because the soviets were Stalin.

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Q: What does an astronaut call his ex from space?                                             A: SpaceX.

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Q: What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon? 🚀👩‍🚀 🌑          A: I Apollo-gize. 

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Q: Why don’t aliens eat clowns? 👽🤡                                                                   A: Because they taste funny.

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Q: Where would an astronaut park his space ship?                                            A: A parking meteor.  

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Q: Why did the star get arrested?                                                               A: Because it was a shooting star! 🌠

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Knock, knock.                                                                                                        Who’s there?
Solar.
Solar, who?
Solar you going to think of a better joke? 🤔🤣

Fun Tip!

Use some of these jokes for a family comedy night! Take turns being the spotlight comedian. 



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